Management speak

Mission Statement

A mission statement is defined as "a long, awkward sentence that
demonstrates management's inability to think clearly."

All good companies have one.

Thanks Laura

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Maths trick

1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head.)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code).
3. Multiply by 80.
4. Add 1.
5. Multiply by 250.
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250.
9. Divide number by 2.

Do you recognize the answer?

Thanks Laura.

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