Same shit, different blog.

Friday, June 18, 2004


They say:
", ... sports injury Website... We provide a healthcare resource for all, with detailed information about the most common sports injuries to affect both professional and recreational athletes. We walk you through the nature of injuries, how they're diagnosed and treated, and what the rehabilitation practices involve. What's more, we promise to explain the jargon!"

Within 5 seconds I'd found
"Achilles tendinopathy usually comes on gradually, and is more common in those aged over 40. There is pain, which is worsened by activity, and the focal areas of degeneration feel tender to touch. Often the tendon feels very stiff first thing in the morning. The affected tendon may appear thickened in comparison to the unaffected side."

That's me, in a nutshell.

Tags: health

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Newcastle United fixtures for the 2004-05 season

toongoals is a mailing list where you can receive Newcastle United goals direct to your email.


The fixtures for the 2004-05 season came out today. First match Middlebrough (a) 14th August. First home game Spurs 21st August. Last game Chelsea (h)14th May.

Tags: toongoals video nufc football

Thursday, June 10, 2004

Maths trick

1. Grab a calculator. (You won't be able to do this one in your head.)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code).
3. Multiply by 80.
4. Add 1.
5. Multiply by 250.
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number.
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250.
9. Divide number by 2.

Do you recognize the answer?

Thanks Laura.

Tags: maths Laura

Monday, June 07, 2004

Euro 2004 wallchart type thing

I hope this is good, I've just formatted my hard drive, and haven't put Excel on yet!

Thanks Sned.

Tags: football

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Topical joke

When I got home last night, wor lass demanded that I take her out somewhere expensive.

So I took her to the petrol station.

Translated from american by Thanks Laura!

Tags: humour