Same shit, different blog.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

How Dodgy are you?

thesite.org

I got:

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Years in prison: 56
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


Thanks ILuvNUFC

Tags: iluvnufc humour

How much is your blog worth?

Anybody want to buy timstabler.blogspot.com?


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?



Half price? 50 quid? 50 pence?

Tags: humour generator

Saturday, October 08, 2005

England qualify for the World Cup

The BBC website has a list of the teams who have qualified for the 2006 World Cup.

"Defending champions Brazil secured their place at next year's World Cup finals in Germany with a 5-0 mauling of Chile in Brasilia on Sunday".


The 24 teams who have qualified so far are:
Germany, Argentina, Japan, Iran, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, USA, Brazil, Mexico, Angola, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Holland, Poland, England, Croatia, Italy, Tunisia, Portugal, Ecuador, Paraguay, Costa Rica.

Edit: - All 32 have now been sorted.
Germany, Argentina, Japan, Iran, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, USA, Brazil, Mexico, Angola, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Holland, Poland, England, Croatia, Italy, Tunisia, Portugal, Ecuador, Paraguay, Costa Rica, France, Serbia and Montenegro, Sweden, Australia, Trinidad and Tobago, Switzerland, Spain and Czech Republic.

Tags: football England bbc

God ordered me to do it, said Bush

Daily Telegraph

Nabil Shaath, the Palestinian information minister said
"President Bush said to all of us, 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me: George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.

'And I did, and then God would tell me, George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq…and I did.

'And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me - go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East. And by God I'm gonna do it'."


Tags: politics Bush humour religion USA

Friday, October 07, 2005

worth1000.com Photoshop Galleries

worth1000.com Photoshop Galleries - has some excellent examples of what can be done with a good imagination and a graphics editor.

Plantimals - Merging plants and animals
Mad Scientist 2, 3 - Images of bizarre science experiments
Mate a Movie 8 9 10

Some of the other galleries require registration. (via)

Tags: humour images animal

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Euphemisms for Stupid People

findcliches.com

A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A room temperature IQ.
All foam, no beer.
Backstreet Boy in a Talking Heads world
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
Still cutting with rounded scissors.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Classic arcade games

Neave games

Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Tetris, Asteroids and more....

Tags: games

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

World Press Photo foundation

@ bbc.co.uk

The World Press Photo foundation celebrates the 50th anniversary of its annual photographic competition this year.

(Warning: Most of the 12 photographs shown here depict death & destruction)

Tags: images photos bbc

Saturday, October 01, 2005

The 100 Best Products of 2005

PCWorld.com have listed their 100 Best Products of 2005.

As Download Squad say
"PC World apparently doesn't consider the months of October, November, and December to be part of the year, or at least a part of the year when good products are released, as they've already published their 100 Best Products of 2005 list. Not quite half of them are software or web sites. In the top two slots are Firefox and Gmail, two very well-deserved rankings. With mounting competition, however, it will be interesting to see how they fare on next year's list. OS X and Skype pop up at #3 and #8, respectively. Opera gets a mention at #88, but Maxthon is way up at #12. Google and A9 are the only search engines listed, coming in at #16 and #70, and Google Desktop Search takes #76. iTunes (at #34) and Windows Media Player 10 (at #47) are the only media players honored, though the iTunes Music Store gets a mention as well. Adobe is at #32 with Photoshop CS2 and #62 with Indesign CS2. The open source community is further represented by Ubuntu Linux, Mozilla Thunderbird, and Tor. Web sites on the list include The New York Timesr, Flickr, Wikipedia, and the Internet Archive and there are no fewer than four IM clients, including fan-favorite Trillian at #61. Finally, the only game listed is Half-Life 2, coming in at #38".


Tags: technical internet resources software list