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Friday, September 30, 2005

Free music Friday

Look at this has "free music Friday" every week - a colletion of music available on the internet.

This week - Beatles, Pink Floyd, Tracy Chapman, Foo Fighters, Guns N'Roses, Iron Maiden, Jeff Beck, Marcus Miller, Nonpoint, System of a Down, Radiohead, Nickelback, Kaiser Chiefs, ODB, David Bowie, The Smiths, Robin Williams, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Green Day, RHCP, ACDC, Placebo, Audiobullys, Tim McGraw, Coldplay, Jimmy Eat World, Britney Spears & Black Eyed Peas amongst others - so, pretty much something for everyone.

Tags: music downloads iluvnufc

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Teddy bears

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes .... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

Tags: humour

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

24-megabit broadband for £24 a month

New Links have pointed out that 24 megabit broadband is available from be

Thanks mmChronic

Tags: technical internet

USA flag

God bless America.

Tags: humour images

Drugs warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsusupecting men - the drug is generally found in liquid form and is now widely available everywhere - it comes in bottles, cans and from taps and also in large "kegs".

"Beer" is being used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to have sex with them - a women only needs to persuade the unsuspecting male to consume a few units of beer before they are asked to go home for "no strings attached" sex - men are rendered helpless by this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to perform sexual acts with horrific women to whom they are not normally attracted - on waking in the morning they will only have a hazy memory of what happened the night before - just a hazy memory that something "bad" happened.

Recent cases show that some unfortunate men are being swindled out of life savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship" - in extreme cases the female may be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a long term form of servitude and punishment called "marriage".

Apparentley men are more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex offered by these females - PLEASE - pass on this information to every man you know.

Support groups for those already effected can be found in the yellow pages under "golf courses".

Tags: humour

Rock, paper, scissors - 15

David C. Lovelace has had a bit too much time on his hands, and has devised a rock, paper, scissors game with 15 different gestures. As well as rock, paper & scissors, in this game there is gun, sponge, wolf, human & others.

If you're really wierd, you might like to try RPS-25

games humour weird

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Jesus & the mackem

An Australian, an Irishman and a mackem are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of John Smiths. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the mackem, who says,

"Back off, I'm on disability benefit."


Al Guevara

Al Guevara t-shirts are now available.

Tags: shopping nufc humour

Game - Dock the boat

Here's a nice easy game from All you have to do is dock the ferry in harbours at Barbados, St. Vincent, Martinique The Grenadines, Grenada & St. Lucia.

Tags: games

Thursday, September 22, 2005

100 Greatest
The results of the greatest Albums are wrong - What's The Story (Morning Glory) isn't the highest placed Oasis album.
They also list the greatest Movie Stars and musicals amongst others.

Tags: list music film

The ICC has England ranked as second in the world behind Australia here.

The 2007 World Cup schedule of matches is here.
Tags: cricket England

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Save the enviroment

"Not everyone realises the burning of fossil fuels to make electricity is damaging our environment. In fact, it is the single biggest cause of climate change in our country today, responsible for 30% of our CO2 emissions.

Ecotricity is an electricity company that takes the money our customers spend on electricity and invest it in clean forms of power like wind energy, actually building these new renewable energy sources.

Switching your energy supplier takes about five minutes but it's the biggest single step you can take to reduce your emissions and protect the environment".

Tags: environment politics

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Swear in any language

With this handy link you can say "You're an insane person" (or some quite rude things) in dozens of different languages.

(Adverts make this NSFW)

Tags: humour generator

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Colour jokes

What's black & white and eats like a horse?
A zebra


Whats green and runs round your garden?
A hedge


What's brown and sticky?
A stick


What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot

Tags: humour

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

The Ashes 2005

1st Test at Lord's - Australia won by 239 runs
2nd Test at Edgbaston - England won by 2 runs
3rd Test at Old Trafford - Match Drawn
4th Test at Trent Bridge - England won by 3 wickets
5th Test at The Oval - Match Drawn

England win The Ashes

Tags: cricket England

Saturday, September 10, 2005


Will Sunderland smash through the 20 point barrier this season?
It doesn't look like it after 20 consecutive Premier League defeats.
Sunderland football club continue to embarrass themselves, their fans, their town, the region and the Premier League.
They were the worst team in the history of the Premier League, finishing on a risible 19 points last time they were in the Premier League.

20 consecutive Premier League defeats.
18-01-2003 Everton 2-1 Sunderland
28-01-2003 Sunderland 0-1 Southampton
01-02-2003 Sunderland 1-3 Charlton
08-02-2003 Tottenham 4-1 Sunderland
22-02-2003 Sunderland 1-3 Middlesbro
01-03-2003 Fulham 1-0 Sunderland
15-03-2003 Sunderland 0-2 Bolton
22-03-2003 West Ham 2-0 Sunderland
05-04-2003 Sunderland 1-2 Chelsea
12-04-2003 Birmingham 2-0 Sunderland
19-04-2003 Sunderland 1-2 West Brom
21-04-2003 Man City 3-0 Sunderland
26-04-2003 Sunderland 0-1 Newcastle
03-05-2003 Aston Villa 1-0 Sunderland
11-05-2003 Sunderland 0-4 Arsenal
13-08-2005 Sunderland 1-3 Charlton
20-08-2005 Liverpool 1-0 Sunderland
23-08-2005 Sunderland 1-2 Man City
27-08-2005 Wigan 1-0 Sunderland
10-09-2005 Chelsea 2-0 Sunderland

Tags: football humour list

Friday, September 09, 2005

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Fantastic news
"FREDDY Shepherd will quit as Newcastle United chairman if Michael Owen leads the Magpies to a long-overdue trophy this season".

The whoremonger may quit!
Tags: nufc football